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coebul

"Where you been AMM"

Esplain Please?
scrutney

where have you been auntymartymoo?
our nation turns it's lonely eyes to you.













woo, woo, woo.

(sorry about the aunty thing but the meter demanded it.)
auntmartymoo

Sorry for the vanishing act.  Wish it were something interesting that kept me away.  I just got a little overwhelmed with both jobs and caring for an ill relative...and for some reason, I thought it was a good time to add a new pet to the mix, too.  Oy.

Anyway, I got all caught up in my work and family obligations for a few weeks...then I kept putting it off.  I wanted to log in some time when I had time to read ALL the posts that I'd missed...and now its been several months, and I really don't have that kind of time!  hahaha

I'll never be able to read them all now.  I bet there are a thousand inside jokes that I'm not privy to.  And heaven only knows what kind of unsavory behaviors have gone unchecked.

Bieramar's probably been posting volumes of data without anyone giving him a hard time.  And Puc's probably been taking pot shots at Palin.  (he he he)  And I doubt anyone been nagging Scrutney about more genrecide episodes.

But perhaps worst of all...I've missed all the good Weiner jokes.
scrutney

i actually wrote a couple of new episodes...well they're kind of prequels...and they're buried back a couple of pages.

and then so much doo doo hit the fan with the arrest and release of the inestimable mr. s. (and let's not forget the on-going internet war that is to be continued at a st. augustine underground outlet near you) that i figured i'd look at things from arms length and yada yada yada.

there's grist for the mill there but it kinda demands a complete re-write of the existing episodes.

as i told puc in a private message...i'm not sure what i'm gonna do.

when my creative muse unloads on my noggin...ya'll will be the first to know.
jasmine

auntmartymoo wrote:

But perhaps worst of all...I've missed all the good Weiner jokes.


OK, here is one for you AMM

A CONGRESSIONAL LIMRICK
There once was a pervert named Weiner
Who had a sarcastic demeanor
Forced from the Hill
For acting like Bill
Now Congress is one Weiner leaner
puc reducks

AuntyMM wrote:

"I'll never be able to read them all now.  I bet there are a thousand inside jokes that I'm not privy to.  And heaven only knows what kind of unsavory behaviors have gone unchecked.

"Bieramar's probably been posting volumes of data without anyone giving him a hard time."


How well you know us all!

Happy to rat out dear Bieramar:  He has been posting data like gub'mints gonna stop issuing reports, like bloggers gonna stop blogging, like he is a data-fiend possessed!!!

Tsiya can't contain him.

And COEBUL???  Coebul ENCOURAGES him!!!

It has been big-time unchecked heck around here!!!

~~~~~

Unsavory behaviors???  Where to begin???

OK.  Scrutney.

What can you say about a guy who loves Springsteen, witticisms, and lemonade???

In the Weinergate thread Scrutney wrote, "I never sausage such a mess."

Can you believe that??!  (Damn clever and I laughed like mad!)

~~~~~
Tsiya has stopped posting pix of flora and fauna.  He picks on everyone, esp. Moon Bats.  (This has got to stop!!!)

~~~~~
Jamine.  OMG.  Gone for so long, and she comes back wearing white dog hair--and is happy about it!  You wouldn't believe what she proposed during the Rapture, either...

~~~~~
Puc.  Well, it IS possible that I did make one or two very mild, utterly mild, observations about Ms. Palin.  Maybe...

~~~~~
Phred.  Unfortunately, Phred isn't around that much!  Can't pin a thing on him.

~~~~~
The best for last.

Coebul.  He is completely out of it, I'm afraid.  Sitting up there in the trees, wearing his woollen hat with the ear flaps, grasping his AK-47, and just egging on everyone for a fight.

He and Bier have been going at it bare-knuckled.  Makes my eyes roll back in my head.

Coebul believes he is--get this--a MODERATE!!!

He can be one funny dude!

~~~~~
If I've omitted anyone, apologies!  Very Happy
coebul

Quote:
I'll never be able to read them all now.  
That is going on the assumption you want to read them all.

Quote:
Coebul.  He is completely out of it, I'm afraid.  Sitting up there in the trees, wearing his woollen hat with the ear flaps, grasping his AK-47, and just egging on everyone for a fight.

He and Bier have been going at it bare-knuckled.  Makes my eyes roll back in my head.

Coebul believes he is--get this--a MODERATE!!!


It is a leather hat no ear flaps.  Leather keeps the water off you.

It isn't an AK-47 but an SKS and soon to be AR10.  ANNNNNNNNDDDD! lots and lots of ammunition.  

Can't let bieramar have the last word when he is dead wrong........

Everything in moderation.  Even Conservatism.
Phred

Quote:
Phred.  Unfortunately, Phred isn't around that much!  Can't pin a thing on him.


Oh I'm around ... keeping an eye on y'all ... just haven't had the time, or interest in some threads, to post responses.

Seriously though, if anyone's interested ... I spend most of my free time at the VFW Post down on US1.  We almost lost it last year but we now have a new regime in place and it's slowly showing signs of recovery.

Like most businesses, a few have to get involved and end up doing all the work.

If I'm not counselling, consoling, working and playing with returning veterans (as well as some that returned 40 years ago) I'm helping plan fundraisers, performing maintenance/repair on the building, coordinating shows in the hall, supervising court ordered community service workers and, sometimes, just sitting at the bar drinking with friends.

Unfortunately Mell has to remind me sometimes of where I actually live and that usually comes about the time the honey do list hits two pages long.

But I'm still here.
bieramar

Good on you, Phred.
Bravo Zulu
coebul

jasmine wrote:
auntmartymoo wrote:

But perhaps worst of all...I've missed all the good Weiner jokes.


OK, here is one for you AMM

A CONGRESSIONAL LIMRICK
There once was a pervert named Weiner
Who had a sarcastic demeanor
Forced from the Hill
For acting like Bill
Now Congress is one Weiner leaner
Bravo!
auntmartymoo

Haha  Yes!  Thanks Jasmine...somehow I missed it on the 1st pass through.

Wouldn't it be nice to see a Congress a few more weaners leaner?
puc reducks

Great to hear from you, Phred!  Very Happy
jasmine

Looks like Enuff has joined.
auntmartymoo

Holy cow!  It's a ghost town in here.


Did I miss that rapture thing again?
scrutney

auntmartymoo wrote:
Holy cow!  It's a ghost town in here.


Did I miss that rapture thing again?


don't give up the ship auntmartymoo...i have hopes of revitalizing this place.
with any luck...well...let's just see what the next couple of weeks bring.
tsiya

I doubt the possibility of coexistence at this point. Shocked
scrutney

tsiya wrote:
I doubt the possibility of coexistence at this point. Shocked


the record is going to the pay to play model...this is kind of a golden opportunity.
i'm thinking about emailing some of the...shall we say...more lively participants, to see if they want to join in the fun.

i've already been in touch with a couple of the dispossessed (bounced)...the record has a new way of giving people the...ahem...bum's rush

they keep their account active and let them post their thoughts...but they don't publish anywhere except the bounced poster's computer.

tsiya...if you see anyone over there that you think might make a good addition over here...now would be the time to ask them.

i'm going to be working on an invitation email, highlighting the fact that the record is going to pay site status...(and they never really liked you anyway)...why not come over and kick the tires...yadda yadda yadda.

who knows?...it might work.
tsiya

Pete Ellis runs the forum now, it will slant sharply to the left.
Phred

Aw Come on Bob, the LEFT provides you with most of your daily entertainment, doesn't it?  (grin)

Welcome back AMM!!
tsiya

There are many things I would prefer to spend my time on,  Phred, but the left is a threat to my grandson's future and takes precedence.
bieramar

New computer, car, home and haircut!

I'm back.
scrutney

me too.
and unless i miss my guess, there's a gonna be a few newcomers.
maybe more than a few.
we'll see what the future holds.

btw tisya...if you have any people over at the record board who you would like to invite to post over here...now would be the time to send them a pm.

scrutney

wow...you miss so much when you don't check in...on september 17th 127 people were on this site at the same time.

i should have baked a cake.
auntmartymoo

Hey Bob!  Been missing your gorgeous pictures.

Hi Phred!  How's the view from the fence these days?


My ride into the city is running late, so I thought I'd drop in while I grumble and wait.


I'm looking forward to increased participation in here...by myself and others!  Hopefully my job will not keep me away for long periods anymore.  I am making an effort to normalize my travel schedule into something more bearable since I'm so lousy at multitasking. All work or all play...with no co-mingling is not the way to live a life.

Anyway, please let me know if there is anything I can do to help promote participation in here.  Let the games begin!
scrutney

Re: Pete Ellis

escudo1565 wrote:

 Just view and delete/disable/disappear.


welcome aboard escudo1565.
many of their best and most lively contributors at the st augustine record  have been given the hook...well sort of.

the way it's done is rather interesting.
the record doesn't tell the poster that he or she has been bounced. from the poster's perspective all is pretty much hunky dory.

he composes a post...hits submit and there it is on his computer screen...no one else can see it, however. and if you look a bit further...say on another computer at a different ip address...that person finds that not only is his post not there...but all his previous contributions have disappeared as well.

i know of two people whom this has happened to in the past couple of weeks...what amazes me is that the record won't even extend the courtesy of a polite dear john email:

"sorry bub...you're just not st augustine record material...you've been given the broom."

not only is it cowardly, it's unethical...at least in my humble opinion.
scrutney

escudo1565 wrote:
 In addition, those who had a burr under their blankets over funding for Mumfuck & Sons also were disappeared maybe a week of so after the event.  Trust me.  That group didn't say one-tenth of what it intended. Those posts were deleted as fast as they were submitted.

When is the ritual spanking of AuntMartyMoo?


there's a paddle wheel forming as we speak.

the online debate over the mumford weekend was one of the record's finest hours.
while the editors and writers boldly donned their rose colored glasses and wrote puff pieces and slobber jobs, the real news was dredged up by the very vocal opponents.

and their reward? consignment to limbo.
$6.99 a month for ancient city pravda?
doubtful.
tsiya

For that kind of money they should be able to find someone who can spell.
All I really read is the obits and comments anyway.
bieramar

????

I didn't really read the new "pay" explanations in detail, but I expect that the opening sentence of news, opinion, obit etc. articles will be visible. What I do at other pay sites is to Google and read what I'm interested in from another source.  It's not that the mullet wrapper has ever had a very good record (pun intended) in investigative reporting, or original news/opinion.
tsiya

The same people obviously designed the Obamacare site! Shocked

The Record is gonna price itself right out of the market, there are simply too many free alternate sources.
tsiya

Gestapo?? Not hardly, more like the STASI.
They may look right wing from your perspective but from my conservative spot they are well to the left.
scrutney

by the way...welcome aboard to our newest member...speak out.

feel free to...umm, speak out.
auntmartymoo

Ritual spankings?  Spanking wheel??      Shocked

I was told by management that the spankings were an initiation for the newest registrants only.
auntmartymoo

Welcome escudo and speak out!

And escudo...after reading a few of your posts...there's something so familiar about you.  

Well educated...sharp wit...doesn't suffer fools lightly...disdain for politicians...a little bit of sass.  I'm sure the coin is a clue.  

Then there's the subtle air of naughty catholic girl.  (Don't let the proprietor know...he'll run you through the spanking wheel twice.  Trust me.)

Let me think on this a little longer...
Guido Sarducci

auntmartymoo

Told ya so!
Phred

Quote:
Hi Phred!  How's the view from the fence these days?


Pretty nice but I've made some changes since you were here last.  I've added a recliner, a beer holder, a gun holster and, of course a bible.  Guess I'm prepared for just about anything.
auntmartymoo

haha  Sounds like a matter for the code enforcement board.  

Surely you don't have a lazy boy up on that fence...but no TV??
Phred

LOL ... no, gotta wait for my next "entitlement" check to come in for a TV ... I did get one of his phones though, not bad.

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