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puc reducks

BICKERVILLE

This is Bickerville.

All high-spirited hijinks welcome here.

BUT AS PER FATHER SARDUCCI:  NO NAME CALLING.

Have at it.

(Who will be first?  Scrutney or The Dutch Lady?)
OhwhatthehellI'tryit

Damn, don't know..  (I'm not Dutch)  Any guesses?   Come out, come out where ever you are.
scrutney

what a stupid name for a thread.
who started this thread anyway?
the dutch?
the dutch can't even say hijinks.
it comes out 'hi-yinks'.
bickerville?
who's the mayor of bickerville?
who's on the city commission?
where are the buskers?
where are the street artists?
i want answers damn it!
this place sucks.
OhwhatthehellI'tryit

"what a stupid name for a thread."
"this place sucks."
Rolling Eyes


AND that poll is very slanted.
scrutney

looks like i'm the mayor of bickerville and my first imperial edict is to redraw the boundaries of the town to exclude all of you malcontents and activists...and import a bunch of pickle bucket drummers to add a note of class to the joint.

zero tolerance for those of whom i have zero tolerance.
there'll be some changes made.
best be on your best behavior.

or i'll take steps.
OhwhatthehellI'tryit

"looks like i'm the mayor of bickerville"

Self appointed no doubt. Laughing


"i'll take steps."


Go Ahead!  (And wow, you can walk and type at the same time?)
coebul

You sure do like to stretch good ole southern hospitality don't you!
scrutney

OhwhatthehellI'tryit wrote:
Go Ahead!  (And wow, you can walk and type at the same time?)


at least i don't think veto powers is an italian U2 pilot.

drunk...drunk with power.
absolute monarch of bickeville.
bwa ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha....
peasants.
plebes.
pikers.
bow before your benevolent despot.
scrutney is merciful.
bring on the dancing girls.
ale...i said ale...it's time to quaff ale.
bieramar

Have you ever noticed that "quaff ale" sounds just like "coif 'ail"?

Or that "race car" spelled backwards is "race car"?
scrutney

bieramar wrote:
Have you ever noticed that "quaff ale" sounds just like "coif 'ail"?

Or that "race car" spelled backwards is "race car"?


someone over on the bumsite said that too.

wouldn't it be rac ecar?
or ecar rac?

but seeing as i'm absolute ruler of bickerville, race car spelled backwards is now spelled:
moose poop.
so shall it be written.
so shall it be done.

coebul

EEEEEH GADS WE'VE CREATED A MONSTER.
puc reducks

coebul wrote:
EEEEEH GADS WE'VE CREATED A MONSTER.


The real "monster" is editing of another's threads and posts.  There are some things that are just not right.  This is one of them.

Why remove "skunk apes"?

Why add a poll to MY thread?



Edited to  remove hissy fit in print.  I had a bad day.  Do excuse moi.
scrutney

so if guido (i assume it was guido) said he was sorry and promised not to do it agian...would that help?
a little?
and if i said a sincere "please don't go puc"...would that help?

and if i threatened to go down and stand in the middle of A1A and drop my pants and sing "tie me kangaroo down" at the top of my voice until the cops came and picked me up to spend the rest of my miserable life in jail (because i assure you that sweet baby would leave me to languish in the pokey in stead of throwing my bail) unless you change your mind...would that coax you back?

please?
OhwhatthehellI'tryit

This is what happens when you give people too much power. Unbelievable.  And really NOTHING NEW TO YOU GUYS!
scrutney

paradise wrote:
This is what happens when you give people too much power. Unbelievable.  And really NOTHING NEW TO YOU GUYS!


no.

this is what happens when we drop our standards around here and let the likes of you join up.

if you don't like it here paradise then get the hell out.

god knows, you've walked out or been thrown off of every board in which you choose to participate.

if i didn't think it was name calling i'd mention that you're a walking foodfight looking for a place to befoul with your imbecilic  observations.
however, prudence dictates that i don't say it.
i'm nothing if not tactful.

you're not wanted.
and i for one will no longer rise to nibble at the bait you so generously offer.

piss off.
OhwhatthehellI'tryit

Doesn't Matter what YOU want.  Guido invited me back..  If that's you or your brother Tough.

You and yours continually play games.  The Internet phenomenon unleashed your demented sides.  AND you're really upset with Yourself because you lost a fantastic intelligent poster like puc because you can't leave well enough alone.

I'm staying until I feel differently or I don't obey the rules and get thrown off.

And YOUR standards leave So Much to be desired it would be COMICAL if it wasn't so sad.

Really stupid on your part scrut, really stupid.


edited for misspelling.
bieramar

Well - edited or not - the thread title proved to be prescient.
Guido Sarducci

OhwhatthehellI'tryit, try it else where!  You have caused enough trouble around here.  You have pissed in my sand box once to many times.  

So long, fare well, auf wiedersehen F. U.  

It is finished.
======================

Puc I apologize it was meant in fun.
scrutney

well.

that was ugly.
jasmine

Guido Sarducci wrote:
OhwhatthehellI'tryit, try it else where!  You have caused enough trouble around here.  You have pissed in my sand box once to many times.  

So long, fare well, auf wiedersehen F. U.  

It is finished.
======================

Puc I apologize it was meant in fun.


Back from Savannah, and it was really hot, but not as not as this forum became, but I have no doubt why.  The only pissing match I enjoy is between Coe and Bier, at least it is an intelligent debate, not the ramblings of an attention seeking trouble maker.  

Puc, you can post for 5 minutes, and it would be worthwhile.
auntmartymoo

puc reducks wrote:
coebul wrote:
EEEEEH GADS WE'VE CREATED A MONSTER.


The real "monster" is editing of another's threads and posts.  There are some things that are just not right.  This is one of them.

Why remove "skunk apes"?

Why add a poll to MY thread?

I'd appreciate it if you would "edit" my membership.  In fact, I insist.

Withdraw it.  Flush it.  Disinvite me.

Selective tampering.

I GET your message.

Have a good run, lads.

Disengage Puc Reducks in ALL ways.

Thank you.


Awwww, dammit!  See how one idiotic skunk ape gets us all so far off-kilter that we accidentally run off a good poster.  

(grumble, stomp, grumble)

Can't we institute a smell test for membership?  

And then can't all the non-skunk apes get along again?  Including Puc?  

All is forgiven.  Clean slate.  A do-over.  Special dispensation from Guido.

And then maybe some spankings...for those of us who enjoy them.   Wink
bieramar



Maybe someone with puc reducks' e-mail addy could forward this virtual Florida Skunk Ape t-shirt as a peace offering and entice her back?
coebul

I have been in touch with Puc.  All is well and she will be back when time allows.  She has a great deal to do in those 15 mins a day.  Reading post is not part of the agenda.
Dunrobin

Hopefully ya'll learned yer lesson with the crazies Smile  Seems a bit more stable 'round here now ~ and I'd like Puc to come back, too Smile

Reading takes less time than posting, ya know ~ Carry on. I'll be around as long as you don't invite the absolute nutters back ~ what's the point, really, you should KNOW the ensuing drama-filled antics and outcome by now, as it's been played out over and over and over.

So cmon Puc  Very Happy  I will, if you will!
auntmartymoo

Great idea, Bieramar.

Excellent logo...for hats and the like.  

One of these:

With one of these across it:


Glad to hear Puc will be back...and Dunrobin, too!


(sniff sniff)  Smells better in here, already!
coebul

LOL in an email action was threatened if that person was slandered or pictures or well you understand.  

Gone a quickly forgotten.
auntmartymoo

Oh........did the skunk ape population get offended by the association to OhWhatTheHellI'mSparkinForAFight?
bieramar

The skunk ape is a hominid cryptid rumored to inhabit the Southeastern United States, primarily the Florida Everglades. They are often reported to be similar to orangutans and gorillas and are named for their horrible smell.

Anecdotal accounts of skunk ape sightings date back to the first European discovery of Florida by Juan Ponce de Leon in 1513, and are rooted in the folklore of the modern country of Holland, the then northern European low land region of the NederLands, a colony of the Kingdom of Castile, which provided many sailors on de Leon's ships.  

The most famous photographs of reported skunk apes, the "Myakka skunk ape photos", were taken anonymously and mailed to the Sarasota Sheriff's Department in Florida late in 2000. They were accompanied by a letter from a woman claiming to have photographed the creature in the palmettos at the edge of her backyard. The elderly photographer and her husband reported that for three nights the creature had entered her yard to take apples from a bushel basket on her porch. She was convinced it was an escaped orangutan.

Resources:
Newton, Michael. (2005). "Skunk Ape". Encyclopedia of Cryptozoology: A Global Guide. McFarland & Company, Inc.. ISBN 0-7864-2036-7.

Bigfoot!: The True Story of Apes in America (NY: Paraview Pocket-Simon and Schuster, 2003, ISBN 0-7434-6975-5).

The Myakka Photographs, plus much, much more here: http://www.lorencoleman.com/myakka.html

===
My own scenario for the modern skunk ape sightings are a combination of two separate "true facts."

The first are the numerous sightings over many decades of wild ape/monkee colonies and individuals along the St. Johns River wilderness shorelines - dating back to the escape of several simian varieties during the Tarzan movie film-making in central and northeast Florida (Silver Springs to Marineland) in the '30s and '40s.  

The second are the generation after generation hijinks of several families of Floridians who dress up in skunk ape suits and leave foot/paw prints in the mud of the Florida swamps.  And they're still at it - I won't mention names, but C.B.IV is a valid clue.
scrutney

coebul wrote:
LOL in an email action was threatened if that person was slandered or pictures or well you understand.


yeah...like we have time for that.

it's gone and as the mayor of bickerville, we should mention that we are well pleased that it has been banished from our sight.

bring on the the dancing girls...that saucy vixen over there, the one with the fire in her eyes.


Quote:
Gone and quickly forgotten.


who?

auntmartymoo wrote:
Glad to hear Puc will be back...and Dunrobin, too!


you betcha!
jasmine

PUC will be back, she has a wee bit of a problem, but nonetheless, she will enlighten us again with her magnificent posts.  I will send her the picture and I know she will be pleased.
jasmine

Dunrobin wrote:
Hopefully ya'll learned yer lesson with the crazies Smile  Seems a bit more stable 'round here now ~ and I'd like Puc to come back, too Smile

Reading takes less time than posting, ya know ~ Carry on. I'll be around as long as you don't invite the absolute nutters back ~ what's the point, really, you should KNOW the ensuing drama-filled antics and outcome by now, as it's been played out over and over and over.

So cmon Puc  Very Happy  I will, if you will!


Puc will be back and I think there was only one absolute "nutter", well except for the "boys." Laughing Yes, been played out ad naseum.
Dunrobin

crikey, it only takes one! lol

Good to see you around, jasmine Smile
jasmine

Dunrobin wrote:
crikey, it only takes one! lol

Good to see you around, jasmine Smile


Alive and kicking - thanks.
puc reducks

scrutney wrote:
so if guido (i assume it was guido) said he was sorry and promised not to do it agian...would that help?
a little?
and if i said a sincere "please don't go puc"...would that help?

and if i threatened to go down and stand in the middle of A1A and drop my pants and sing "tie me kangaroo down" at the top of my voice until the cops came and picked me up to spend the rest of my miserable life in jail (because i assure you that sweet baby would leave me to languish in the pokey in stead of throwing my bail) unless you change your mind...would that coax you back?

please?


Mr. Mayor,
Drop trou on A1A.  Let me know when and I'll get Peter Guinta out there to cover the story!

Will you play the didgereedoo, too???   Cool
puc reducks

bieramar wrote:
Well - edited or not - the thread title proved to be prescient.


NO.

It was INTENDED.

p.s.
Florida Skunk Apes are an endangered species.  All the giant constricting snakes released into the wild (Everglades) by Hurricane Andrew and/or those who think such reptiles make "nice pets" when snakes are smallish are the reason.  Nuthin' tastier than a nice, ripe skunk ape!
jasmine

puc reducks wrote:
[Mr. Mayor,
Drop trou on A1A.  Let me know when and I'll get Peter Guinta out there to cover the story!

Will you play the didgereedoo, too???   Cool


I would rather Guinta cover Scrut's butt, I don't think that would be a pleasant sight.
scrutney

jasmine wrote:
puc reducks wrote:
[Mr. Mayor,
Drop trou on A1A.  Let me know when and I'll get Peter Guinta out there to cover the story!

Will you play the didgereedoo, too???   Cool


I would rather Guinta cover Scrut's butt, I don't think that would be a pleasant sight.


i'll have you know that grown women have been known to weep at the sight of my butt.
jasmine

scrutney wrote:
jasmine wrote:
puc reducks wrote:
[Mr. Mayor,
Drop trou on A1A.  Let me know when and I'll get Peter Guinta out there to cover the story!

Will you play the didgereedoo, too???   Cool


I would rather Guinta cover Scrut's butt, I don't think that would be a pleasant sight.


i'll have you know that grown women have been known to weep at the sight of my butt.


Need I say more Razz
coebul

scrutney wrote:

i'll have you know that grown women have been known to weep at the sight of my butt.
I have heard the same can be said about grown men.
scrutney

coebul wrote:
scrutney wrote:

i'll have you know that grown women have been known to weep at the sight of my butt.
I have heard the same can be said about grown men.

i'll tell ya...
it's tough having the fundament by which all others are judged.
coebul

And just how the hell would you know??  

I scared the crap out of my son the other night and both the wife and I were in hysterics Weeping with laughter!

????

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