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puc reducks

KITTY CATS (for Tsiya and Scrutney)

Check this out!  I had to watch it a few times--funnier every time!  Enjoy!   Very Happy

http://wimp.com/pattycake/
scrutney

carole is terrorizing my two old men...kaseem and sonji.

she doesn't seem to be afraid of anything.

not even the "evil ironing board"...which makes a malevolent squeaking noise when i set it up in the morning to iron my shirt...which sends the other 2 ass over teakettle, running for the door.
coebul

scrutney wrote:
carole is terrorizing my two old men...kaseem and sonji.

she doesn't seem to be afraid of anything.

not even the "evil ironing board"...which makes a malevolent squeaking noise when i set it up in the morning to iron my shirt...which sends the other 2 ass over teakettle, running for the door.
Wait!  You iron shirts?  Um wife?
tsiya

Our cats aren't that docile, they're used to chasing lizards around the house. Very Happy

scrutney

Quote:
Wait!  You iron shirts?  Um wife?


i don't have an um wife.
why, do they iron shirts?
Phred

Quote:
to iron my shirt


Um ... permapress shirts ... wonderful invention ... only been around a couple of decades.
coebul

Phred wrote:
Quote:
to iron my shirt


Um ... permapress shirts ... wonderful invention ... only been around a couple of decades.
100% cotton..... Been around for centuries.
bieramar

I like my shirts like my women - comfortably warm, and wrinkled in the natural places.
coebul

bieramar wrote:
I like my shirts like my women - comfortably warm, and wrinkled in the natural places.
At your age you can't be picky.  I hope I am still chasing the wrinkles a 70.
bieramar

Good genes and clean living (the latter being sarcasm) have somehow resulted in my having an unwrinkled face - as one of my hiking lady companions said yesterday "Your face is as smooth as a baby's butt" - except for a few "laugh lines" radiating from my eyes when I smile.  

Plus my triglicerides, HDL and age are all in the 70s, and my cardio-vascular system is that of a healthy 18-year-old.

No chasing on my end.  

Add my pure white Santa Claus beard and long hair and you can understand why I always sit on a high barstool or stand in bars and taverns.
puc reducks

scrutney wrote:
Quote:
Coebul wrote: Wait!  You iron shirts?  Um wife?


i don't have an um wife.
why, do they iron shirts?


You're just asking for some abuse  Twisted Evil  Laughing  Twisted Evil , so here you are:

Scrutney and Coebul are brothers,
But how can one tell them apart?
Scrutney's the highly evolved one,
Whereas Coebul is not.


[Composed while hubby ironed my jeans this morning.  Razz ]
scrutney

puc reducks wrote:
scrutney wrote:
Quote:
Coebul wrote: Wait!  You iron shirts?  Um wife?


i don't have an um wife.
why, do they iron shirts?


You're just asking for some abuse  Twisted Evil  Laughing  Twisted Evil , so here you are:

Scrutney and Coebul are brothers,
But how can one tell them apart?
Scrutney's the highly evolved one,
Whereas Coebul is not.


[Composed while hubby ironed my jeans this morning.  Razz ]


reluctant as i am to meddle with someone's poetry...
i couldn't help tinkering with the last line:

Scrutney and Coebul are brothers,
But how can one tell them apart?
Scrutney's the highly evolved one,
while coe's just a chauvinist fart.

(brill building, here i come.)
puc reducks

Reads well, very well, O Wordjones!

LMAO!

YOU can call your bro' "chauvinist fart," but I didn't think it was my "place."

Glad YOU did!

What's the Brill Bldg.???
coebul

He can call me a chauvinist fart cause we are 3,000 miles apart.  When we were kids I would have decked him for that rhyme.
scrutney

coebul wrote:
He can call me a chauvinist fart cause we are 3,000 miles apart.  When we were kids I would have decked him for that rhyme.


after a side trip to the dictionary.
coebul

scrutney wrote:
coebul wrote:
He can call me a chauvinist fart cause we are 3,000 miles apart.  When we were kids I would have decked him for that rhyme.


after a side trip to the dictionary.
True.  Or ask Mom.
puc reducks

bieramar wrote:
Good genes and clean living (the latter being sarcasm) have somehow resulted in my having an unwrinkled face - as one of my hiking lady companions said yesterday "Your face is as smooth as a baby's butt" - except for a few "laugh lines" radiating from my eyes when I smile.

A right jolly old elf??? 

Plus my triglicerides, HDL and age are all in the 70s, and my cardio-vascular system is that of a healthy 18-year-old.

No chasing on my end.  

Add my pure white Santa Claus beard and long hair and you can understand why I always sit on a high barstool or stand in bars and taverns.

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